[Vision2020] New church

[Carl Westberg]

The religious debate on this listserve got me started on a spiritual quest, 
which serendipitously ended last night when I ran across mention of this 
church in a book that was given me as a present.  Unfairly, the description 
of this church was prefaced with the distinction of being "the most unusual 
church", which I find unfair.  It was called the Church of Pure Liberty, and 
it was based in Japan.  I did a Google search on it this morning, and 
unfortunately, it appears to be defunct.  However, I believe I'll revive it 
right here in Moscow.  The basis of worship in this church is......Golf.  
That's it.  Since I'm starting it back up again, I declare myself to be the 
Omnipotent Yet Benevolent Ruler of All Who Follow Me.  Or, the acronym 
OYBRAWFM.  Our motto:  To Par is Human, to Birdie Divine.  Joan, I laugh at 
YOUR church.  I urge you to join me and together we'll see the Light at the 
End of the Fairway.  Together, we'll gain entrance to the 19th Hole.  If you 
repent and join me now, I'll grant you a free mulligan.  We must unite, 
before our town is overrun by croquet players, or lawn dart players, or 
whatever.  Now go forth and bogey no more.                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
         Fore!                                                               
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                          Carl Westberg Jr. 
OYBRAWFM

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