[Vision2020] A Little Pun Humor
Tim Lohrmann
timlohr@yahoo.com
Thu, 18 Dec 2003 11:34:22 -0800 (PST)
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Ouch Tom!!
Well, see if you can handle THIS one, big fella!!
A handyman was called by a homeowner to do some repairs on the outside of a house. Accompanying him on the job was his faithful little dog named "Mace."
During the course of his work, the handyman noticed that he had misplaced or lost one of his wrenches. He wasn't concerned, thinking that he would find it before he the work was done.
Well, he didn't.
The afternoon became early evening and as he started to pack up his tools to go home for the day, he noticed his canine companion munching on some of the fairly tall grass that was growing near his worksite.
The dog finished his snack, and lo and behold, there in the center of the now freshly- chomped low grass he found the tool he had lost earlier.
He was ecstatically happy to recover it, and what did he say?
"A GRAZING MACE, HOW SWEET THE HOUND, THAT SAVED A WRENCH FOR ME!!"
TL
Tom Hansen <thansen@moscow.com> wrote:
Greetings Visionaires and Vandals -
I came across this last night and thought you might enjoy a little pun
humor.
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Holiday Sauce
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A guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in
his mouth.
After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke!
That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago
has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been
eating?"
"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made
me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it...
Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking
DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since
then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish, toast,
vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce
is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive.
It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made
out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!"
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Take care,
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
UI '96
Just another liberal elitist loose in the Palouse
"Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil
and steady dedication of a lifetime." --Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr.
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<DIV>Ouch Tom!!</DIV>
<DIV> Well, see if you can handle THIS one, big fella!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> A handyman was called by a homeowner to do some repairs on the outside of a house. Accompanying him on the job was his faithful little dog named "Mace."</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>During the course of his work, the handyman noticed that he had misplaced or lost one of his wrenches. He wasn't concerned, thinking that he would find it before he the work was done.</DIV>
<DIV>Well, he didn't.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The afternoon became early evening and as he started to pack up his tools to go home for the day, he noticed his canine companion munching on some of the fairly tall grass that was growing near his worksite. </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The dog finished his snack, and lo and behold, there in the center of the now freshly- chomped low grass he found the tool he had lost earlier.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>He was ecstatically happy to recover it, and what did he say? </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>"A GRAZING MACE, HOW SWEET THE HOUND, THAT SAVED A WRENCH FOR ME!!"</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>TL</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Tom Hansen <thansen@moscow.com></I></B> wrote:</DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">Greetings Visionaires and Vandals -<BR><BR>I came across this last night and thought you might enjoy a little pun<BR>humor.<BR><BR>---------------------------------------<BR><BR>Holiday Sauce<BR>--------------<BR><BR>A guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in<BR>his mouth.<BR><BR>After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke!<BR>That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago<BR>has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been<BR>eating?"<BR><BR>"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made<BR>me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it...<BR>Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking<BR>DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since<BR>then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish, toast,<BR>vegetables... you name it!"<BR><BR>"That's probably it," replie!
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dentist. "Hollandaise sauce<BR>is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive.<BR>It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made<BR>out of chrome this time."<BR><BR>"Why chrome?" the man asked.<BR><BR>"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the<BR>Hollandaise!"<BR><BR>-----------------------------------------<BR><BR>Take care,<BR><BR>Tom Hansen<BR>Moscow, Idaho<BR>UI '96<BR>Just another liberal elitist loose in the Palouse<BR><BR>"Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil<BR>and steady dedication of a lifetime." --Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr.<BR><BR>_____________________________________________________<BR>List services made available by First Step Internet, <BR>serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994. <BR>http://www.fsr.net <BR>mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com<BR>ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ</BLOCKQUOTE><p><hr SIZE=1>
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