[Vision2020] Borowitz Report 6-27-22: Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant Them Rights as People

[Ted Moffett]

Vision2020 Post: Ted Moffett

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Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant Them
Rights as People | The New Yorker
<https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/women-declare-themselves-corporations-to-force-supreme-court-to-grant-them-rights-as-people>

By Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report
<http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>)—Millions of American
women and girls have declared themselves corporations in order to force the
United States Supreme Court to grant them rights as people, legal observers
have reported.

Attorneys across the nation indicated that they have been swamped by
requests from clients seeking to incorporate as soon as possible.

“The Supreme Court decided in 2010 that corporations are people, so all we
want is to be treated like corporations, ” Carol Foyler, who now goes by
the corporate name FoylerCo L.L.C., said.

The decision by millions of women to incorporate sent shock waves through
the Court’s conservative majority, who reportedly scoured the Constitution
in vain for a means to circumvent the ingenious tactic.

Even the normally taciturn Clarence Thomas was moved to issue a rare public
statement. “It’s a sad day in America when the nation’s highest court is
forced to treat women like people,” he wrote.
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