<div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><p style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-top:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif">Vision2020 Post: Ted Moffett</p><p style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-top:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif">------------------------------------</p><p style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-top:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px"><a href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/women-declare-themselves-corporations-to-force-supreme-court-to-grant-them-rights-as-people">Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant Them Rights as People | The New Yorker</a><br></p><p style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-top:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px">By Andy Borowitz</p><p style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-top:0px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px">WASHINGTON (<a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report" style="background-color:transparent;box-sizing:border-box;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:inherit">The Borowitz Report</a>)—Millions of American women and girls have declared themselves corporations in order to force the United States Supreme Court to grant them rights as people, legal observers have reported.<br></p><div><p class="gmail-paywall" style="box-sizing:border-box;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px">Attorneys across the nation indicated that they have been swamped by requests from clients seeking to incorporate as soon as possible.</p><p class="gmail-paywall" style="box-sizing:border-box;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px">“The Supreme Court decided in 2010 that corporations are people, so all we want is to be treated like corporations, ” Carol Foyler, who now goes by the corporate name FoylerCo L.L.C., said.</p><div><p class="gmail-paywall" style="box-sizing:border-box;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px">The decision by millions of women to incorporate sent shock waves through the Court’s conservative majority, who reportedly scoured the Constitution in vain for a means to circumvent the ingenious tactic.</p><div class="gmail-GridItem-buSdEM gmail-PibmB gmail-grid--item gmail-grid-layout__content" style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-bottom:1rem;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:TNYAdobeCaslonPro,"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:21px"><div class="gmail-BodyWrapper-ctnerm gmail-irSTVw gmail-body gmail-body__container gmail-article__body" style="box-sizing:border-box;font-feature-settings:normal;line-break:auto;line-height:1.5em;padding:0px;max-width:1600px;margin-bottom:1rem;width:550.656px"><div class="gmail-body__inner-container" style="box-sizing:border-box"><p class="gmail-paywall" style="box-sizing:border-box">Even the normally taciturn Clarence Thomas was moved to issue a rare public statement. “It’s a sad day in America when the nation’s highest court is forced to treat women like people,” he wrote.</p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>