[Vision2020] Dog Meets Cat

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Sat Nov 13 05:02:03 PST 2021

Dog Meets Cat
Author unknown
The dog says to the cat 
'Why don't you come down from that tree 
I'll only chew you up and spit you out 
And make you my new treat' 

The cat stretches and yawns a bit 
And says, ' You only think you want me down 
But I'll tell you now you stupid dog 
You a mutt, you ain't no hound' 

'Now you've done it! 'says the dog 
'I just marked your tree! ' 
'When you do come down we'll know the truth 
About those nine lives you keep! ' 

'This is this and that is that! ' 
Said from the tree the cat 
'Stupid dog thinks he's a hound 
But ain't nothing but a lazy brat! ' 

'All you do is lay around all day 
And poop where ever you go! 
At least I got some dignity 
I dig myself a hole' 

Now the dog was steaming mad 
'You come on down from that tree! ' 
'I'll show you some hound found 
And I'll chew on that dignity! ' 

About that time a young girl comes out 
She spates that dog on his rump 
The cat she seen and jumped right into her arms 
From that tree with one big jump 

'Don't scare my kitty! ' the girl said 
'Or I'll just have to give you away! ' 
The cat now stuck her tongue out at the dog 
And she did still have this to say

'You see I told you, you stupid mutt of a dog 
How do you like that on your rump! 
You don't even know after all this time 
You've been sitting in your own dump! ' 


Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”
- Roy E. Stolworthy
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