<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span style="color: rgb(84, 130, 53); font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 26pt; background-color: white; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Dog Meets Cat</span><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(72, 72, 72); background-color: white;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(72, 72, 72); background-color: white;">Author unknown<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(72, 72, 72); background-color: white;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(72, 72, 72); background-color: white;">The dog says to the cat </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(72, 72, 72);"><br><span style="background-color: white;">'Why don't you come down from that tree </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">I'll only chew you up and spit you out </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">And make you my new treat' </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">The cat stretches and yawns a bit </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">And says, ' You only think you want me down </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">But I'll tell you now you stupid dog </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">You a mutt, you ain't no hound' </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">'Now you've done it! 'says the dog </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">'I just marked your tree! ' </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">'When you do come down we'll know the truth </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">About those nine lives you keep! ' </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">'This is this and that is that! ' </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">Said from the tree the cat </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">'Stupid dog thinks he's a hound </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">But ain't nothing but a lazy brat! ' </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">'All you do is lay around all day </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">And poop where ever you go! </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">At least I got some dignity </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">I dig myself a hole' </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">Now the dog was steaming mad </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">'You come on down from that tree! ' </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">'I'll show you some hound found </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">And I'll chew on that dignity! ' </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">About that time a young girl comes out </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">She spates that dog on his rump </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">The cat she seen and jumped right into her arms </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">From that tree with one big jump </span><br><br><span style="background-color: white;">'Don't scare my kitty! ' the girl said </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">'Or I'll just have to give you away! ' </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">The cat now stuck her tongue out at the dog </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">And she did still have this to say<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(72, 72, 72);"><br><span style="background-color: white;">'You see I told you, you stupid mutt of a dog </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">How do you like that on your rump! </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">You don't even know after all this time </span><br><span style="background-color: white;">You've been sitting in your own dump! ' </span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "Times New Roman", serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><br></div>—————————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">http://www.MoscowCares.net</span></div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div><div>“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”</div><div>- Roy E. Stolworthy</div><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></body></html>