[Vision2020] “He's Got Bone Spurs" a Roy Zimmerman song parody

[Tom Hansen]

"Jingle Jangle Jingle" words and music by Joseph J. Lilley and Frank Loesser.  Parody lyrics by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby

https://youtu.be/gqCO9osj1Rg

Sing along . . .

He stood up whene’er they played the anthem 
He stood up when they pledged allegiance, too 
For our flags, wherever they did plant them 
He stood up for the Red, White and Yahoo 

But when Uncle Sam 
Said Vietnam 
He sat down 

He’s got bone spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle 
And they kept him from going overseas
And we think about them every single 
Time he disses the Gold Star families 

 Well, his dad and his grandpa shirked the service 
‘cause the thought left them shaking in their pants 
And his sons, well service makes them nervous 
But they’re happy to slaughter elephants 

 And his career 
Was far too dear 
Yeah, why would be a private when you could be a privateer? 

 He’s got bone spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle 
And they kept him from going overseas 
But somehow, they don’t affect his golf game 
Or keep him from trumping up hostilities 

 In a tweetstorm at three a.m. while 
he’s Got a bone spur his BVDs

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Reminder . . .

INTOLERISTA WINGDING XI
(with Roy Zimmerman, Jeanne McHale and the Threat Level Purple Singers)

June 15th (Saturday) 6 pm - 10 pm
in the Great Room of Moscow’s (the one in Idaho) 1912 Community Center

Snacks and munchieson sale by Duke’s Place.

Beer, ine, and sodas on sale by the Wine Company of Moscow.

Admission is FREE !

Seeya at the Wingding, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump”
http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3
 
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