<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>"Jingle Jangle Jingle"</b> words and music</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> by Joseph J. Lilley and Frank Loesser. Parody lyrics by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby</span></div><div><br></div><a href="https://youtu.be/gqCO9osj1Rg">https://youtu.be/gqCO9osj1Rg</a><div><br></div><div>Sing along . . .</div><div><br></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He stood up whene’er they played the anthem </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He stood up when they pledged allegiance, too </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">For our flags, wherever they did plant them </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He stood up for the Red, White and Yahoo </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But when Uncle Sam </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Said Vietnam </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He sat down </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He’s got bone spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">And they kept him from going overseas</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">And we think about them every single </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Time he disses the Gold Star families </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> Well, his dad and his grandpa shirked the service </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">‘cause the thought left them shaking in their pants </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">And his sons, well service makes them nervous </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But they’re happy to slaughter elephants </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> And his career </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Was far too dear </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Yeah, why would be a private when you could be a privateer? </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> He’s got bone spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">And they kept him from going overseas </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But somehow, they don’t affect his golf game </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Or keep him from trumping up hostilities </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> In a tweetstorm at three a.m. while </span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">he’s
Got a bone spur his BVDs</span></div><div><br></div><div>——————————————</div><div><br></div><div>Reminder . . .</div><div><br></div><div><b><i><u>INTOLERISTA WINGDING XI</u></i></b></div><div>(with Roy Zimmerman, Jeanne McHale and the Threat Level Purple Singers)</div><div><br></div><div>June 15th (Saturday) 6 pm - 10 pm</div><div>in the Great Room of Moscow’s (the one in Idaho) 1912 Community Center</div><div><br></div><div>Snacks and munchieson sale by Duke’s Place.</div><div><br></div><div>Beer, ine, and sodas on sale by the Wine Company of Moscow.</div><div><br></div><div>Admission is <b>FREE</b> !</div><div><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya at the Wingding, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump”</span></div><div><a href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3</a></div><div> </div></div></div></body></html>