[Vision2020] Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him (SATIRE)

[Janesta Sullivan]

After the thousands of lies from Trump, the instant coverage of news (with
no in-depth research) parody type of the New Yorker makes me weary, at
best. I don't find it entertaining or funny. That said? I do appreciate the
time and effort you put into your other posts... 😸 .. Thanks, Tom!

On Sat, Mar 23, 2019, 11:37 AM g crabtree <direoutcome at gmail.com wrote:

> Comedy, even in its most debatable form, requires timeliness.
> You're a day late and 4.6 million dollars short with this attempted
> witticism.
>
> g
>
> On Sat, Mar 23, 2019 at 6:46 AM Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:
> >
> > Courtesy of the New Yorker at:
> >
> > https://tinyurl.com/Pence-Takes-Action
> >
> > ———————————————
> > Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him
> >
> > WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has requested
> that Jesus Christ rapture him up before the special counsel Robert Mueller
> can indict him, a source close to Pence confirmed on Friday.
> >
> > Shortly after the former national-security adviser Michael Flynn pleaded
> guilty to lying to the F.B.I., Pence contacted Jesus to discuss the early
> rapture proposal, the source said.
> >
> > The source characterized Pence’s request to be raptured up as “urgent”
> but did not indicate whether the Vice-President asked Jesus to rapture up
> any other senior Administration officials.
> >
> > “Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,”
> the source said. “Jared, for example.”
> >
> > After the news of Pence’s conversation with Jesus leaked to the press,
> the Vice-President released an official statement, intended to tamp down
> speculation about his rapture request.
> >
> > “I had a good conversation with Jesus Christ earlier in the day,” the
> statement read. “We touched on the timetable of my rapturing-up, along with
> a broad range of other issues. That is all I have to say at the present
> time.”
> >
> > ———————————————
> >
> > Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
> >
> > "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
> > http://www.MoscowCares.com
> >
> > Tom Hansen
> > Moscow, Idaho
> >
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