[Vision2020] Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy (SATIRE)

[Tom Hansen]

Courtesy of the New Yorker at:

https://tinyurl.com/There-Goes-Trumps-Nobel

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Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious after the Nobel committee informed him on Thursday that he would not receive a Nobel Peace Prize but would get a participation trophy instead.

In Oslo, a Nobel spokesman said that Trump would have the distinction of becoming the first world leader to receive such a trophy, also known as the Nobel Consolation Prize.

The spokesman displayed the prize, a gold-painted plastic trophy measuring eleven inches in height and featuring a small man at its pinnacle, holding a tiny laurel wreath over his head.

Announcing the award, the Nobel representative said, “Although Donald Trump did not actually achieve peace, he did talk a lot about it, and that should be worth something.”

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