[Vision2020] White House mints challenge coin to commemorate upcoming failed US-North Korea peace summit (SATIRE)

[Ron Force]

Not as humorous as reality:

*Going into the North Korea meeting, senior administration officials say,
the president has been almost singularly focused on the pageantry of the
summit —including the suspenseful roll-out of details. He has not been
deeply engaged in briefing materials on North Korea’s nuclear program, said
three people with knowledge of the White House efforts. They were not
authorized to speak publicly.*

https://apnews.com/f2e5aa3856b44b4b823064834dfb819d

Ron Force
Moscow Idaho USA


On Wed, May 23, 2018 at 5:29 AM Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:

> Courtesy of the *Duffelblog* at:
>
> https://tinyurl.com/White-House-Challenge-Coin
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>
> White House mints challenge coin to commemorate upcoming failed US-North
> Korea peace summit
>
> THE WHITE HOUSE — The Trump administration has minted several hundred
> military challenge coins to hand out to service members and dignitaries on
> the Korean peninsula to commemorate the upcoming failure of its US-North
> Korea peace summit, sources confirmed today.
>
> The White House Communications Agency on Monday released photos of the
> coins, which feature President Donald Trump and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un
> facing each other over text of “Peace Talks” — a reference to a summit
> between the two leaders set to take place in Singapore that will break down
> in “spectacular” fashion, according to defense officials.
>
> “It will be the biggest and most beautiful failed peace negotiation of all
> time,” Trump told reporters. “Way better than Obama, let me tell you.
> Believe me.”
>
> The historic meeting between the two leaders is currently in the final
> planning stages, senior White House officials said. Among the topics Trump
> and Kim are set to discuss is their taste in women, who has better hair,
> whether The Walking Dead is any good this season, and if time allows,
> nuclear disarmament.
>
> In various emails and press statements, The White House in the past week
> has boasted of what it has called an “incredibly historic and successful
> failure” to come, which it says will demonstrate President Trump’s
> dealmaking skill and ability to project an image of success amid an
> objectively crushing defeat.
>
> According to officials, the coins for the summit are to be distributed to
> a lucky few that are close to the negotiation, soldiers providing security,
> and former NBA basketball player Dennis Rodman, who will be the master of
> ceremonies and jello wrestling referee during the meeting.
>
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> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
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