[Vision2020] Tillerson Caught Under Trump’s Desk Disconnecting Button (SATIRE)

[Ron Force]

*Big button, small president* -- Evan Osnos, The New Yorker.

Ron Force
Moscow Idaho USA

On Wed, Jan 3, 2018 at 12:08 PM, Darrell Keim <keim153 at gmail.com> wrote:

> If this were true, Tillerson would be a national hero!
>
> On Wed, Jan 3, 2018 at 11:57 AM, Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:
>
>> Courtesy of the *New Yorker *at:
>>
>> https://tinyurl.com/Tillerson-Caught-Under-Desk
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>> Tillerson Caught Under Trump’s Desk Disconnecting Button
>>
>> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was
>> caught crouching under Donald J. Trump’s Oval Office desk on Wednesday, in
>> an attempt to disconnect Trump’s newly installed nuclear button.
>>
>> The button, reportedly measuring a massive eight inches in diameter, has
>> been a subject of considerable alarm for Trump’s national-security team
>> since he had it installed on his desk, earlier in the week.
>>
>> According to White House sources, Tillerson, Secretary of Defense Jim
>> Mattis, and the national-security adviser H. R. McMaster drew straws late
>> Tuesday night to determine who would carry out the high-stakes
>> disconnection mission.
>>
>> After Tillerson drew the shortest straw, he decided to enter the Oval
>> Office surreptitously Wednesday morning while Trump took a bathroom break.
>>
>> The Secretary of State had crawled under the desk and was on the verge of
>> disconnecting the gigantic button when he was surprised by the sudden
>> entrance of Vice-President Mike Pence, who had arrived to deliver his daily
>> praise of Trump.
>>
>> Flustered, Tillerson muttered something about “looking for my glasses”
>> and quickly exited.
>>
>> Tillerson, who suffered a gash to the head when he bumped it on Trump’s
>> desk, was resting comfortably at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, where he
>> was heard repeatedly mumbling the words “button” and “moron.”
>>
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>>
>> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
>>
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>>
>> Tom Hansen
>> Moscow, Idaho
>>
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