[Vision2020] Trump awards self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving everyone during school shooting (SATIRE)

[Debi Smith]

Teehee!! Of course! Any old man with a lack of self-awareness might do 
the same? Not flaming likely. The POTUS is just bonko....

Debi R-S


On 2/27/2018 5:43 PM, Ron Force wrote:
> And The New Yorker
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> Ron Force
> Moscow Idaho USA
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> On Tue, Feb 27, 2018 at 6:19 AM, Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com 
> <mailto:thansen at moscow.com>> wrote:
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>     Courtesy of the /DuffelBlog/ at:
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>     https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Awards-Self-MOH
>     <https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Awards-Self-MOH>
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>       Trump awards self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving
>       everyone during school shooting
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>     WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump awarded himself the nation’s
>     highest award for bravery on Tuesday for hypothetically saving
>     countless lives during a recent school shooting at a South Florida
>     high school, sources confirmed today.
>
>     The president acted with “remarkable courage” to theoretically
>     subdue the shooter, according to his award citation for the Medal
>     of Honor, and “reflected great credit upon himself in keeping with
>     the highest traditions of the Trump Organization.”
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>     “You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I
>     would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,” Trump
>     said on Monday, criticizing the response of police officers on the
>     scene. “They weren’t exactly Medal of Honor winners, but I am,
>     believe me.”
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>     Actor Mark Wahlberg, who hypothetically rushed the terrorists and
>     saved everyone on 9/11, agreed with the president’s assessment.
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>     Senior defense officials say that soon after reports came in of a
>     shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland,
>     Fla., the 71-year-old fancifully took command of the presidential
>     helicopter and flew it to the school, where he hypothetically
>     landed before apparently running into the school and ripping out
>     the shooter’s throat with his fantastically-large hands.
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>     Trump was theoretically covered in blood during the incident,
>     according to sources. He ideally saved countless lives that day,
>     according to White House officials.
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>     “Thank God our president’s ego is massive and completely
>     bulletproof,” said Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.).
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>     At press time, the president was thanking himself for receiving
>     such an incredible award, since it’s something he said he had
>     always wanted.
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>     In recognition of Trump’s hypothetical service to our country . . .
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>     http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Donald_Trump/I_Got_Spurs_That_Jingle_Jangle_Jingle.mp3
>     <http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Donald_Trump/I_Got_Spurs_That_Jingle_Jangle_Jingle.mp3>
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>     Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
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>     "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
>     http://www.MoscowCares.com <http://www.moscowcares.com/>
>     Tom Hansen
>     Moscow, Idaho
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