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<p>Teehee!! Of course! Any old man with a lack of self-awareness
might do the same? Not flaming likely. The POTUS is just bonko....<br>
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<p>Debi R-S<br>
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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">On 2/27/2018 5:43 PM, Ron Force wrote:<br>
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<div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:small">And The New
Yorker</div>
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<div dir="ltr"><font size="2">Ron Force<br>
Moscow Idaho USA</font></div>
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<div class="gmail_quote">On Tue, Feb 27, 2018 at 6:19 AM, Tom
Hansen <span dir="ltr"><<a
href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com" target="_blank"
moz-do-not-send="true">thansen@moscow.com</a>></span>
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<div dir="auto">Courtesy of the <i>DuffelBlog</i> at:
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<div><a href="https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Awards-Self-MOH"
style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)"
target="_blank" moz-do-not-send="true">https://tinyurl.com/Trump-<wbr>Awards-Self-MOH</a><br>
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0px 18px;vertical-align:baseline">Trump awards
self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving
everyone during school shooting</h1>
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<div>WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump awarded
himself the nation’s highest award for bravery on
Tuesday for hypothetically saving countless lives
during a recent school shooting at a South Florida
high school, sources confirmed today.</div>
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<div>The president acted with “remarkable courage” to
theoretically subdue the shooter, according to his
award citation for the Medal of Honor, and
“reflected great credit upon himself in keeping with
the highest traditions of the Trump Organization.”</div>
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<div>“You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I
really believe I would have run in there even if I
didn’t have a weapon,” Trump said on Monday,
criticizing the response of police officers on the
scene. “They weren’t exactly Medal of Honor winners,
but I am, believe me.”</div>
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<div>Actor Mark Wahlberg, who hypothetically rushed
the terrorists and saved everyone on 9/11, agreed
with the president’s assessment.</div>
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<div>Senior defense officials say that soon after
reports came in of a shooting at Marjory Stoneman
Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla., the
71-year-old fancifully took command of the
presidential helicopter and flew it to the school,
where he hypothetically landed before apparently
running into the school and ripping out the
shooter’s throat with his fantastically-large hands.</div>
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<div>Trump was theoretically covered in blood during
the incident, according to sources. He ideally saved
countless lives that day, according to White House
officials.</div>
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<div>“Thank God our president’s ego is massive and
completely bulletproof,” said Rep. Devin Nunes
(R-Calif.).</div>
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<div>At press time, the president was thanking himself
for receiving such an incredible award, since it’s
something he said he had always wanted.</div>
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<div>In recognition of Trump’s hypothetical service to
our country . . .</div>
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<div><a
href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Donald_Trump/I_Got_Spurs_That_Jingle_Jangle_Jingle.mp3"
target="_blank" moz-do-not-send="true">http://www.tomandrodna.com/<wbr>Songs/Donald_Trump/I_Got_<wbr>Spurs_That_Jingle_Jangle_<wbr>Jingle.mp3</a><br>
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<div><span
style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">Seeya
'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div>
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style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)"><br>
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<div><span
style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">"Moscow
Cares" (the most fun you can have with your
pants on)</span></div>
<div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/"
style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)"
target="_blank" moz-do-not-send="true"><font
color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div>
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<div><span
style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">Tom
Hansen</span></div>
<div><span
style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">Moscow,
Idaho</span></div>
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