[Vision2020] So, you think you've seen everything, huh?

[Tom Hansen]

Extracted from State of Texas House Bill 4260, A Man's Right to Know Act
http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf

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Sec. 173.010.  FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS.

Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities will be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.

(a) Emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.

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That's right . . .

Males can be fined $100 (one hundred dollars) for each instance of masturbation.

Book 'em, Dano.

Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
  
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