<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Extracted from State of Texas House Bill 4260, A Man's Right to Know Act</div><div><a href="http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf">http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf</a></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------</div><div><br></div><div><div>Sec. 173.010. FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS.</div><div><br></div><div>Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities will be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.</div><div><br></div><div>(a) Emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.</div></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------</div><div><br></div><div>That's right . . .</div><div><br></div><div>Males can be fined $100 (one hundred dollars) for each instance of masturbation.</div><div><br></div><div>Book 'em, Dano.<br><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></div></body></html>