[Vision2020] Four engineers were arguing . . .
Kenneth Marcy
kmmos1 at frontier.com
Sat Jan 30 09:49:37 PST 2016
While Tricky Dick Nixon was in the White House lying about bombing
Cambodia, I was a first-year resident of the tenth floor of Theophilus
Tower, wherein I heard this joke. My first semester roommate was a
civil engineer. The joke was funny. Fall semester next year I was in a
different room, and my former space was occupied by a former Green Beret
medic who had served in that combat theater while Nixon was publicly
prevaricating. His stories about where he was, what he saw, and what he
had to do absolutely were no joke, and not funny at all. Maddening
memories still effective. The verb at sentence end reminds that Hank
Kissinger was gravel-mumbling in Nixon's ear.
Ken
On 1/30/2016 5:19 AM, Tom Hansen wrote:
> Four engineers were arguing about what type of engineer God was. The
> mechanical engineer said "God had to be a mechanical engineer." He
> went on saying look at the human body, it's a marvel of engineering
> with all the levers and joints. He said we can't build a machine that
> is capable of as much beauty in motion as a ballerina.
>
> The electrical engineer said "God must be an electrical engineer, just
> look at the amazing way humans control their bodies with electrical
> impulses conducted along the nerves. The other thing is the brain, it
> is essentially billions of electrical connections."
>
> The chemical engineer spoke up and said "God must be a chemical
> engineer." He went on to say none of the motion would be possible
> without the amazing chemical processes that take in food and convert
> it to energy to move muscles and control it all with electro/chemical
> processes that operate the nerves and brain.
>
> The civil engineer spoke up next saying only a civil engineer would
> put a waste disposal system in the middle of a recreational area.
>
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>
> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
>
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> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
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