[Vision2020] Trump To Split Time Between Trump Tower And Kremlin

[g crabtree]

Almost Janesta, it's only fake news when the lefty's are being mocked. When
it's the purported right being skewered it's satire with a hefty dose of
irony and sarcasm thrown in to give it a more polished pedigree.

g

On Mon, Dec 12, 2016 at 4:21 PM, Janesta <janesta at gmail.com> wrote:

> For the longest time, I had no idea this was fake news. Kind of
> frustrating.
>
> On Dec 12, 2016 10:51 AM, "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:
>
>> Courtesy of the New Yorker at:
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/Trump-to-Split-Time
>>
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>> TRUMP TO SPLIT TIME BETWEEN TRUMP TOWER AND KREMLIN
>> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump stirred controversy on Monday
>> by revealing that he intends to spend only half his time as President at
>> the Kremlin—and the remainder at Trump Tower in Manhattan.
>>
>> His decision to limit his time at the Kremlin reportedly stemmed from his
>> wife Melania’s desire not to uproot the Trump family by relocating
>> full-time to Moscow.
>>
>> “It was part of the deal when he ran for President that he would go to
>> the Kremlin and she would stay behind in New York,” a source close to the
>> Trumps said.
>>
>> Appearing on Russian television, Trump surrogate Kellyanne Conway said
>> that Trump’s decision to split his time between Moscow and New York would
>> have “no impact whatsoever” on his ability to function as an integral part
>> of the Kremlin team.
>>
>> “Mr. Trump doesn’t need to be physically down the hall from President
>> Putin,” she said. “When he’s at Trump Tower, they’re on the phone with each
>> other all day. It’s all good.”
>>
>> In a televised interview later in the day, however, the Russian President
>> expressed displeasure at the amount of time that Trump plans to be away
>> from the Kremlin. “This is not what Russian taxpayers paid for,” he said.
>>
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>>
>> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
>>
>> "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
>> http://www.MoscowCares.com <http://www.moscowcares.com/>
>>
>> Tom Hansen
>> Moscow, Idaho
>>
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