[Vision2020] If I Knew You Were Coming, I’d’ve Baked a Cake

[Tom Hansen]

If I Knew You Were Coming, I’d’ve Baked a Cake
By Calvin Trillin


(North Carolina Wedding-Cake Bakers’ Version)


If I know that you’re gay, I will not bake a cake,
Bake a cake, bake a cake.
’Cause I’m staying true to Jesus—that I won’t forsake.
So vamoose! Just get out of my sight!
If I know that you’re gay, then you’re not welcome here.
Disappear, disappear.
’Cause you violate the teachings that I hold so dear.
I can say take a hike. It’s my right.

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Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"There's room at the top they are telling you still.
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill."

- John Lennon
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