[Vision2020] Now here's a first . . .

[Tom Hansen]

Imagine how the conversation must have transpired when the report was called in to the Whitman County Sheriff's Office . . .

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Deputy:  Good afternoon.  Whitman County Sheriff's Office.

Caller:  Yeah, man.  I'm Johnny Jones out here at on East Bartlett Road about five miles west of Oakesdale.  I wanna report a theft, dude.

Deputy:  Yes, Mr. Jones.  What exactly was taken?

Caller:  Let's see.  There was my coin collection . . . and uh . . . my jacket . . . uh . . . my pellet gun . . . and . . . oh yeah . . . my stash.

Deputy:  Your stash, Mr. Jones?  What exactly did that consist of?

Caller:  Wow, man!  About fifty baggies of the most primo weed my greenhouse has ever seen, dude.  I've been growin' and savin' it for Rick and Hank's wedding reception this weekend here at the home.

Deputy:  We'll send an officer over in about ten minutes to take a statement.

Caller:  Couldja have have him honk his horn loudly.  Me and my buddies'll be in back in the greenhouse preppin' for the reception.

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Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"There's room at the top they are telling you still.
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill."

- John Lennon
  

> On Feb 22, 2014, at 1:43 AM, Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:
> 
> Courtesy of the Public Records section in today's (February 22, 2014) Moscow-Pullman Daily News.
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> WHITMAN COUNTY SHERIFF
> Thursday
> 12:40 p.m. - Five pounds of marijuana, a pellet gun, leather jacket and old coins were reported missing from a residence on the 300 block of East Bartlett Road in Oakesdale.
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> 
> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
> 
> "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
> http://www.MoscowCares.com
>   
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
> 
> "There's room at the top they are telling you still.
> But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
> If you want to be like the folks on the hill."
> 
> - John Lennon
>   
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