[Vision2020] "Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe" by Stephen Colbert and Allen Cumming

[Rosemary Huskey]

Priceless!  

Rose

 

From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com] On Behalf Of Tom Hansen
Sent: Thursday, April 18, 2013 8:16 AM
To: Moscow Vision 2020
Subject: [Vision2020] "Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe" by Stephen Colbert and Allen Cumming

 

Stephen Colbert wrote a sequel to Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist".

 

Stephen Colbert performed "“Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe"” with Allen Cumming on ladt night's show.

 

"“Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe"” by Stephen Colbert and Allen Cumming

http://www.tomandrodna.com/songs/Oopsie_Daisy_Homophobe.mp3

 

(sing along)

 

"To the man stretching next to me

At the Crunch gym down on Main

I hope you understand

When I told you, “God hates fags

The only thing I meant to say

Is I’m a Skynyrd fan

 

Hey, Mr. Straight Man

I wish you understood

What it’'s like to live in the world

When you look this good

It don’'t make me a freak

That I brunch nine times a week.

I’'d love to buy you a Mojito.

Gossip, clear the air

But I see your show each night

And I think you wish I wasn'’t queer.

 

I’'m just a straight man

A certified titty fan

If you don’'t judge my tight pants.

I won’t judge the way you dance.

I’'m not trying to be rude

When I see you kissin’ dudes.

Whatever

I’'m proud of my hetero cred

If you don’'t judge my parades

But not everything Rush Limbaugh said.

I’ll forget what you said about monkeys and AIDS.

Now that gay is fine, let’s fix Palestine.

Two state solution, baby."

 

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Seeya round town, Moscow, because . . .

 

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)

http://www.MoscowCares.com

  

Tom Hansen

Moscow, Idaho

 

"There's room at the top they are telling you still 

But first you must learn how to smile as you kill 
If you want to be like the folks on the hill."





- John Lennon



 

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