[Vision2020] "Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe" by Stephen Colbert and Allen Cumming

[Tom Hansen]

Stephen Colbert wrote a sequel to Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist".

Stephen Colbert performed "“Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe"” with Allen Cumming on ladt night's show.

"“Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe"” by Stephen Colbert and Allen Cumming
http://www.tomandrodna.com/songs/Oopsie_Daisy_Homophobe.mp3

(sing along)

"To the man stretching next to me
At the Crunch gym down on Main
I hope you understand
When I told you, “God hates fags
The only thing I meant to say
Is I’m a Skynyrd fan

Hey, Mr. Straight Man
I wish you understood
What it’'s like to live in the world
When you look this good
It don’'t make me a freak
That I brunch nine times a week.
I’'d love to buy you a Mojito.
Gossip, clear the air
But I see your show each night
And I think you wish I wasn'’t queer.

I’'m just a straight man
A certified titty fan
If you don’'t judge my tight pants.
I won’t judge the way you dance.
I’'m not trying to be rude
When I see you kissin’ dudes.
Whatever
I’'m proud of my hetero cred
If you don’'t judge my parades
But not everything Rush Limbaugh said.
I’ll forget what you said about monkeys and AIDS.
Now that gay is fine, let’s fix Palestine.
Two state solution, baby."

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Seeya round town, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"There's room at the top they are telling you still 
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill 
If you want to be like the folks on the hill."

- John Lennon
 
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