[Vision2020] Heeeeere's Newt!

[Donovan Arnold]

"Sounds like a report from 'the Onion'. "
----Roger

 
With Newt, it is sometimes hard to tell, isn't it?
 
Donovan Arnold
 

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 From: lfalen <lfalen at turbonet.com>
To: Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com>; Moscow Vision 2020 <vision2020 at moscow.com> 
Sent: Sunday, January 22, 2012 5:59 PM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Heeeeere's Newt!
  
Sounds like a report from "the Onion "
Roger
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From: Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:47:21 -0800
To: Moscow Vision 2020 vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: [Vision2020] Heeeeere's Newt!

> Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:
> 
> http://www.borowitzreport.com
> 
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> In Confident Sign, Gingrich Changes Facebook Status to ‘In an Open Relationship’
> Newt to America: ‘Join Me. Join Me in My Marriage’
> 
> CHARLESTON, SC – In a sign of renewed confidence, just minutes after former House Speaker Newt Gingrich romped to victory in the South Carolina primary he changed his Facebook status to “In an Open Relationship.
> 
> Mr. Gingrich made no reference to his new Facebook status during his victory speech, in which he made an emotional appeal to the American people: I say to each and every one of you: Join me.  Join me in my marriage.
> 
> The former House Speaker used the speech to highlight the differences between himself and the current resident of the White House: “The American people have a choice: do they want a President who issues food stamps, or one who runs up a $500,000 tab at Tiffany?”
> 
> Mr. Gingrich drew cheers and a standing ovation as he concluded his remarks, saying, “In closing, I am staying at the Marriott, Rm. 205. Ladies?”
> 
> In yet another boost, Mr. Gingrich received this nod from former rival Herman Cain: “I am not endorsing Newt Gingrich, but I am endorsing Newt Gingrich’s lifestyle.”
> 
> At the White House, President Obama made only a glancing reference to the results in South Carolina, telling reporters, “I haven’t been this happy since we smoked bin Laden.”
> 
> For his part, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney minimized Mr. Gingrich’s 12% margin of victory: “That’s even less than I pay in taxes.”
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> 
> Seeya later, Moscow.
> 
> Tom Hansen
> Post Falls, Idaho
> 
> "If not us, who?
> If not now, when?"
> 
> - Unknown
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