[Vision2020] Heeeeere's Newt!

[lfalen]

Sounds like a report from "the Onion "
Roger
-----Original message-----
From: Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:47:21 -0800
To: Moscow Vision 2020 vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: [Vision2020] Heeeeere's Newt!

> Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:
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> http://www.borowitzreport.com
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> In Confident Sign, Gingrich Changes Facebook Status to ‘In an Open Relationship’
> Newt to America: ‘Join Me. Join Me in My Marriage’
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> CHARLESTON, SC – In a sign of renewed confidence, just minutes after former House Speaker Newt Gingrich romped to victory in the South Carolina primary he changed his Facebook status to “In an Open Relationship.
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> Mr. Gingrich made no reference to his new Facebook status during his victory speech, in which he made an emotional appeal to the American people: I say to each and every one of you: Join me.  Join me in my marriage.
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> The former House Speaker used the speech to highlight the differences between himself and the current resident of the White House: “The American people have a choice: do they want a President who issues food stamps, or one who runs up a $500,000 tab at Tiffany?”
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> Mr. Gingrich drew cheers and a standing ovation as he concluded his remarks, saying, “In closing, I am staying at the Marriott, Rm. 205. Ladies?”
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> In yet another boost, Mr. Gingrich received this nod from former rival Herman Cain: “I am not endorsing Newt Gingrich, but I am endorsing Newt Gingrich’s lifestyle.”
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> At the White House, President Obama made only a glancing reference to the results in South Carolina, telling reporters, “I haven’t been this happy since we smoked bin Laden.”
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> For his part, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney minimized Mr. Gingrich’s 12% margin of victory: “That’s even less than I pay in taxes.”
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> Seeya later, Moscow.
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> Tom Hansen
> Post Falls, Idaho
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> "If not us, who?
> If not now, when?"
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> - Unknown
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