[Vision2020] Huh?

Robert Dickow dickow at turbonet.com
Sat Dec 22 10:00:29 PST 2012


I just got an email from SumOfUs.org that writes that sales of assault
weapons is soaring at Walmart, even though they've taken the Bushmaster
shopping cart page off their website (temporariliy). Now, what might be the
reasons for the soaring sales?

 

Hypotheses:

(1)    People are afraid that there will be new restrictions on guns and
they want to get theirs before it's too late.

(2)    People are afraid that they might need them to serve as 'back up'
defensive personnel at their next neighborhood school shooting.

(3)    They suddenly realized that there are a couple of annoying squirrels
living in their maple trees.

(4)    They  have always been meaning to add one  them thar  BushMasters to
their assault weapons collections but they had been putting off buying one
(or two) for several years from buying them because they were involved
playing Grand Theft Auto for several hours a day and had problems because of
all the run on sentences they were reading lately.

(5)    The ammo is on Holiday Special Pricing now. They make great stocking
stuffers.

(6)    People are afraid.

 

Suggestions?

 

Bob Dickow, troublemaker

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