[Vision2020] Shooting Wolves

[Kenneth Marcy]

On Tuesday 03 May 2011 14:12:56 Tom Hansen wrote:
> I agree with you 100%, Rose.
> 
> This isn't sport.  It is slaughter, plain and simple.

No doubt about it. When the state is infested with terrorist groups such as 
Al-Katie diDent barThe-Door, and there are four-legged terrorists on the loose 
led by pack leaders the likes of Osama bin Lobo, there isn't much choice but 
to mount up the high-speed machine guns in the side doors, strip off the shirt 
to enjoy the hot summer breezes, and lift-off to go hunting.

> Not only that, but what of the carcases of dead or dying animals that are
> left behind like maimed targets of a video game?

One would suppose that if the hunters are to collect a bounty from bin Lobo 
successes, they'll have to bring back some proof, DNA or otherwise, to collect 
payment. So, after the hack job is done, they'll probably want to dump the 
remains in a nearby lake to prevent someone else from taking credit, too.

> I sense a whole new territorial land designation . . .
> 
> "Governor Otter's free-range aerial kill zones"

Can't you just imagine the entrepreneurial tourism startups? Click somewhere 
for your introduction to Pak-Ida -- Terrorist Hunting Expeditions -- Adventure 
Expeditions Ravaging Idaho's Environment.

The next thing you notice may well be the new celebrity pitch person's arrival 
to present the new sporting news. Sarah Palin, well-tanned in summer attire, 
could be the new spokesperson for the bounty-building predator packs. Consider 
the photo ops . . . and the "less dithering, more decisiveness" toward lupine 
genocide.

> Esto perpetua, Moscow.

Don't you think it might be time to reconsider the state motto?


Ken