[Vision2020] White House Releases President Obama's Birth Certificate

[Ron Force]

It leaked out:


April 27, 2011
Obama Reveals Unsuccessful Run for President of Kenya
Disqualified by U.S. Birth Certificate  
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)  – In a stunning announcement that took even 
political insiders by  surprise, President Barack Obama revealed today that he 
ran for  President of Kenya in 2005 but was disqualified when a birth 
certificate  surfaced showing he was born in the United States.

At a press conference at the White House, Mr. Obama spoke for the first  time 
about his little-known unsuccessful foray into Kenyan politics:  “Like every 
American boy or girl, I grew up with the dream of someday  becoming President of 
Kenya.”

But soon after he entered the race, political opponents began spreading  rumors 
that he was not “a real Kenyan,” the President said, and foiled  his bid by 
disseminating copies of his authentic American birth  certificate.

“I guess I didn’t look into the rules closely enough before I ran,” the  
President admitted.  “I got caught up in the excitement of being  President of 
Kenya and I guess I just got carried away.”

Lisimba Ogongo, a Nairobi talk radio host who spearheaded the effort to  unearth 
Mr. Obama’s U.S. birth certificate, confirmed Mr. Obama’s  version of events 
today.

“I felt strongly that the people of Kenya deserved the truth,” Mr.  Ogongo 
said.  “We were not about to elect a President of Kenya who was  really a secret 
Hawaiian.”

Elsewhere, Donald Trump found himself under renewed pressure to produce  all of 
his authentic marriage certificates, believed to number in the  thousands.



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