[Vision2020] Things to Ponder

[Wayne Price]

>
> 13 things to ponder


> 13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway…
> 12. Life is sexually transmitted.
> 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die….
> 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
> erection make him a sandwich…
> 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person  
> to use
> the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
> 8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything,  
> but
> you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the  
> stairs….
> 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals  
> dying
> of nothing.
> 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
> 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no  
> attention to
> criticism…
> 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
> substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> 3. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the  
> world is
> weird and people take Prozac to make it normal…
> 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have  
> come to
> realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first…
>
> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
> You read about all these Terrorists and most of them came here  
> legally,
> but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15
> years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a
> video and those people are all over you. I think we should put  
> Blockbuster
> in charge of immigration & Homeland Security.
>

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