<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><br><div><br><blockquote type="cite"><div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; min-height: 14px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br></font></div> </div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">13 things to ponder<br></span></font></div></blockquote><div><br></div><br><blockquote type="cite"><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway…<br>12. Life is sexually transmitted.<br>11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die….<br>10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an<br>erection make him a sandwich…<br>9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use<br>the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.<br>8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but<br>you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs….<br>7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals dying<br>of nothing.<br>6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.<br>5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to<br>criticism…<br>4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a<br>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?<br>3. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is<br>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal…<br>2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to<br>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first…<br><br>AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:<br>You read about all these Terrorists and most of them came here legally,<br>but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15<br>years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a<br>video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster<br>in charge of immigration & Homeland Security.<br></span></font><br></div></blockquote></div><br></body></html>