[Vision2020] 2012 DNC Convention to Be Held in Metrodome

[Tom Hansen]

Jon Stewart claimed that the Minneapolis Metrodome has a better chance of
being in the Super Bowl than the Vikings.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

On Tue, December 14, 2010 10:31 am, Dan Carscallen wrote:
> Just for kicks, in case anyone hasn't seen video of the collapse yet
> (which
> somewhat echoes the collapse of the Vikings this year)
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_uscBJn0p0
>
>
> DC
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com]
> On Behalf Of Tom Hansen
> Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 7:37 AM
> To: Moscow Vision 2020
> Subject: [Vision2020] 2012 DNC Convention to Be Held in Metrodome
>
> Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:
>
> http://www.borowitzreport.com/
>
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>
> Democrats Move 2012 Convention to Metrodome Most Appropriate Venue, Party
> Bosses Say
>
> MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) - In a move that took many political
> observers by surprise, the Democratic National Committee decided today to
> move its 2012 nominating convention to the Minneapolis Metrodome.
>
> Insiders questioned the wisdom of choosing a venue which collapsed over
> the
> weekend, but Obama political adviser David Axelrod told reporters, "Quite
> frankly, we can't think of a more appropriate site."
>
> Giving reporters a tour of the Metrodome facility, Mr. Axelrod said, "The
> Metrodome has taken a lot of hard knocks in the press, just like the
> Democrats have.  But you can't believe everything that you read.  We're a
> lot stronger and a lot tougher than you might -"
>
> Before he could complete his sentence, Mr. Axelrod was felled by a chunk
> of
> the Metrodome's ceiling and rushed to the Mayo Clinic.
>
> Resting comfortably, Mr. Axelrod said he still thought the Metrodome was
> an
> appropriate venue for the Democrats, but added, "We're also looking into
> some Carnival Cruise ships."
>
> In other political news, Christine O'Donnell said she is so excited that
> the
> national health care plan was found unconstitutional, "it almost makes me
> want to read the Constitution."
>
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>
> The Minneapolis Metrodome photographed on December 13, 2010
>
> http://www.borowitzreport.com/wp-content/uploads/metrodome.jpg
>
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>
> Seeya round town, Moscow.
>
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
>
> "The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
> and the Realist adjusts his sails."
>
> - Unknown
>
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"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown