[Vision2020] 2012 DNC Convention to Be Held in Metrodome

[Dan Carscallen]

Just for kicks, in case anyone hasn't seen video of the collapse yet (which
somewhat echoes the collapse of the Vikings this year)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_uscBJn0p0


DC

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From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com]
On Behalf Of Tom Hansen
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 7:37 AM
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Subject: [Vision2020] 2012 DNC Convention to Be Held in Metrodome

Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

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Democrats Move 2012 Convention to Metrodome Most Appropriate Venue, Party
Bosses Say

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) - In a move that took many political
observers by surprise, the Democratic National Committee decided today to
move its 2012 nominating convention to the Minneapolis Metrodome.

Insiders questioned the wisdom of choosing a venue which collapsed over the
weekend, but Obama political adviser David Axelrod told reporters, "Quite
frankly, we can't think of a more appropriate site."

Giving reporters a tour of the Metrodome facility, Mr. Axelrod said, "The
Metrodome has taken a lot of hard knocks in the press, just like the
Democrats have.  But you can't believe everything that you read.  We're a
lot stronger and a lot tougher than you might -"

Before he could complete his sentence, Mr. Axelrod was felled by a chunk of
the Metrodome's ceiling and rushed to the Mayo Clinic.

Resting comfortably, Mr. Axelrod said he still thought the Metrodome was an
appropriate venue for the Democrats, but added, "We're also looking into
some Carnival Cruise ships."

In other political news, Christine O'Donnell said she is so excited that the
national health care plan was found unconstitutional, "it almost makes me
want to read the Constitution."

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The Minneapolis Metrodome photographed on December 13, 2010

http://www.borowitzreport.com/wp-content/uploads/metrodome.jpg

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown


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