[Vision2020] MPD Press Release

[g. crabtree]

As is right and proper considering your station and gender. The mental picture of your meticulously groomed, testosterone infused back pelt however leaves me at a loss for further banter as I consider my own mangy and graying shoulder scalp. I bow before your flocculent fecundity.

g
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Sunil Ramalingam 
  Cc: vision 2020 
  Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 8:36 PM
  Subject: Re: [Vision2020] MPD Press Release


  I'm sure the hypothetical Sunila would have sent off a similarly congratulatory response.

  Of course in my hairy-backed masculinity, I revel in my own hilarity.

  Sunil


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  From: jampot at roadrunner.com
  To: sunilramalingam at hotmail.com
  CC: vision2020 at moscow.com
  Subject: Re: [Vision2020] MPD Press Release
  Date: Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:21:58 -0700


  If Sunil were a woman he would still be trying to make up his mind if I were kidding or not. Coming to the wrong conclusion he would fire off a chiding response.

  g
    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: Sunil Ramalingam 
    Cc: vision 2020 
    Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 8:16 PM
    Subject: Re: [Vision2020] MPD Press Release


    See, if Gary were a woman there's no way this post could have been so funny.

    Sunil


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    From: jampot at roadrunner.com
    CC: vision2020 at moscow.com
    Date: Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:09:42 -0700
    Subject: Re: [Vision2020] MPD Press Release


    I am somewhat stunned that with the preponderance of folks on this list who look to the state for any and all answers to life's little dilemmas that the obvious solution to this problem hasn't been put forward long ago. All bicyclists must be required to take a 16 week training course, pass a stringent written test covering regulations and obligations and demonstrate competency before a panel of bike safety experts. They must submit to a full background check (with fingerprints and DNA sample) and a drug test. They shall obtain a state issued license that must be renewed every three years (with a fee adequate to cover all attendant costs for implementing and maintaining this new program) and they shall be required to carry proof of adequate insurance to cover any damage that may befall themselves as well as the scuffed paint of any vehicle they come in contact with. Surely this will put an end to the scourge or bicycle/automobile mayhem.

    It's the only reasonable response to the problem.

    g

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