[Vision2020] Fw: dumb and dumber

Thu May 28 14:26:34 PDT 2009

Honesty is one thing, but he should have considered that poor mule had 
probably repressed all this and now it comes up again.  Poor thing, he'll 
probably never recover (the mule, not Horsley.)

Sue
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To: "Sue Hovey" <suehovey at moscow.com>
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Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: dumb and dumber

> Sue,
>
> This guy is a real American gem! Take a look at what Wikipedia has to say
> about him at length, but the article opens with his early life:
>
> "Horsley was born in Bremen, Georgia. On May 5, 2005, Horsley was a guest
> on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. During that interview,
> and after repeated questions about his personal sinfulness, Mr. Horsley
> stated that when he was eleven years old he had engaged in bestiality with
> a mule on the farm he grew up on in Georgia. Afterwards, he says the mule
> relieved itself on him, and that he also engaged in sex with a man in the
> Air Force and watermelon."Georgia Creator's Rights party candidate says
> sex with mule, watermelon behind him" "I was a fool," Horsley told Colmes,
> crediting Jesus with forgiving and cleansing him of his "sin." After
> serving in the Air Force in the mid-1960s, Horsley traveled to San
> Francisco, California, where he claims to have become an anti-war advocate
> and hippie. Horsley did time in jail on charges of drug possession, and it
> was there in 1974 that he converted to Christianity.
> After graduating from Westminster Theological Seminary in 1985, Horsley
> relocated to the Philadelphia area, but returned to Georgia in 1993,
> settling in Bremen, Georgia where he lives today with Bo Pollard."
>
> You have to give him some credit for his honesty, no matter how down right
> humiliating it is!
>
>
> BUT when he raises the issue of secession from the United States, LET THEM
> GO! It's kind of like Texas wanting to leave....LET THEM GO!  In all
> seriousness the states that want to strike out on their own, why not? let
> the country of Texas deal with the immigration issues, let the country of
> Alaska deal with the native rights issues!  How long do you seriously
> think they would last as 3rd world countries? And they are "red-necked"
> enough we don't have to worry about assistance that they would get from
> Cuba, Venezuela, Russia or China.
>
> Comments?
>
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>> Some of you will appreciate this, some of you won't.  That's ok.  He'd 
>> fit
>> right in with some of our past gov. candidates, but let's not transplant
>> him to Idaho with any ideas of making him our own.
>>
>> Sue Hovey
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: William Frye
>> To: undisclosed recipients:
>> Sent: Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:54 PM
>> Subject: dumb and dumber
>>
>>
>>
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>>         from a friend - he said it reminded him a little of Molly Ivens -
>> I agree
>>
>>
>>
>>         Mule Diddlers of the World - Unite!
>>
>>
>>         by Jaime O'Neill | May 16, 2009 - 10:52am
>>
>>         There's a guy running to become Governor of Georgia who says he'd
>> sacrifice his livin' breathin' son to help end abortion. There was
>> a time when the irony in that gubernatorial candidate's position
>> might be a mite obvious, but given how dadgum dumb we've gotten as
>> a nation after eight years with the village idiot as our leader,
>> chances are lots of people in Georgia and throughout the land
>> might miss the collision of thought that occurs when people are
>> almost eager to whack an existing kid in order to spare one not
>> yet born.
>>
>>         That guy seeking the gubernatorial office down in Georgia is a
>> true believer named Neal Horsley, a would-be poster boy for some
>> future public service ad trying to convince the public of the need
>> for more mental health treatment facilities in the deep south.
>>
>>         Horsley can be found among that brand of Bible beaters who get
>> real bloody minded when the subject of a woman's right to choose
>> comes up, and he's more than willing to do a homicidal number on
>> people who don't agree with him. On his website, he publishes the
>> names of abortion doctors and the addresses of abortion clinics,
>> along with appeals to his fellow zealots to stop further
>> terminations of pregnancies by any means necessary.
>>
>>         Horsley got his start as a nut job back in his red dirt days as a
>> boy in Georgia, where he admits gaining his first carnal knowledge
>> with mules. "When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first
>> girlfriend is a mule," Horsley said in an interview on Fox News."
>>
>>         In yet another of those closeted ironies, Mr. Horsley's is 
>> running
>> for office on the idea that gay marriage is an offense against
>> God.
>>
>>         Some unspecified time after his youthful mule-boy love affairs,
>> Mr. Horsley got religion and, it is assumed, found other more
>> species-appropriate objects of his desire.
>>
>>         We've had some fairly odd governors get elected in this country 
>> as
>> part of the ongoing attempt by the voters to discredit the very
>> notion of democracy. There was that wrestler feller up in
>> Minnesota, and a couple of actors in Californ-I-A. And then
>> there's Sarah Palin up in Alaska, and the slick and handsome
>> dimbulb down in Texas who wants to secede from the union so he can
>> become president of his own damn country.
>>
>>         Which is what this guy Horsley, the mule fornicator, wants to do
>> because he figures that his best hope for living in a peckerwood
>> heaven on earth is to secede from a nation ruled by laws like Roe
>> v. Wade, and form a righteous nation where men can lord it over
>> women the way Horsley, God, and the Taliban intended.
>>
>>         Stranger things have happened in Georgia. Older readers might
>> remember Lester Maddox, the guy who became governor of that state
>> after his appetite-whetting stint as a restaurateur who became
>> nationally famous for handing out ax handles to white patrons of
>> his establishment who were encouraged to employ such farm
>> implements in the interest of Negro-free dining environments.
>>
>>         If you were this guy Horsley's kid, you might be getting a tad
>> nervous about now, fretting over how far dear ol' dad might be
>> willing to take this crusade for Christ and the unborn.
>>
>>         And you'd be none too reassured by what your Pop said in a recent
>> interview, quoting the Bible in favor of the kind of family values
>> that place one's family pretty far down the chute, survival-wise.
>> When a reporter repeated the question about Horsley's willingness
>> to sacrifice his son, the would-be Gov replied by citing
>> scripture: "Unless you love me more than you love your father,
>> your son, your wife, your daughter, you're not fit to be my
>> disciple," Horsley said. "That's why there's a real rift of
>> estrangement in my family,"
>>
>>         It appears Horsley's family is a tad peck-ish when it comes to 
>> his
>> ideas about showing devotion to Christ with their blood, but the
>> mule-ish balking of his kin hasn't inclined Mr. Horsley to lighten
>> up on the idea of sacrificing any or all of them to a greater
>> good.
>>
>>         "I contend this is really about people's ability to believe in
>> God. When it comes to that place, when you're talking about God's
>> plan to protect Himself, then the lives of people become, really,
>> almost irrelevant... in the degree that they result in Him being
>> glorified."
>>
>>         It remains unclear if Horsley's son will be supporting his dad's
>> run for office. Calls to "Dobbins Horsley" were greeted by a
>> recorded message that said, simply, "hee haw."
>>
>>
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