[Vision2020] "Please do not continue to confuse peoplewithfacts."

[Wayne Price]

This one is too good to let go without a quip.
Does his girl friend let him smoke inside? *S*




On Jul 28, 2009, at 10:36 AM, lfalen wrote:

> My neighbor's wife won't lent him smoke in the house. It may be 30  
> below with a 40 mile an hour wind and he will be siting outside the  
> door with his coffee and cigarette.
> Roger
> -----Original message-----
> From: "Kai Eiselein" editor at lataheagle.com
> Date: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:25:10 -0700
> To: "Joe Campbell" philosopher.joe at gmail.com, "Tom Hansen" thansen at moscow.com
> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] "Please do not continue to confuse  
> peoplewithfacts."
>
>> 30 below will turn every smoker into a light smoker.
>>
>> I spent a couple of weeks in Stebbins, AK one winter, here is the  
>> procedure
>> for having a smoke in the sub-arctic in December/January:
>> Put on insulated bibs, boots and down parka.
>> Make sure gloves are in pockets, put on silk balaclava, snow  
>> goggles and
>> secure parka hood over head.
>> Put on left glove, keep right hand, cigarette and lighter in right  
>> pocket of
>> parka.
>> Step out into frozen tundra, find a spot along building where the  
>> wind is
>> blowing at less than 40 mph.
>> Pull balaclava opening under chin, quickly pull out cigarette and  
>> lighter.
>> Light cigarette in less than 10 seconds, jam right hand back into  
>> pocket.
>> After feeling returns to right hand, put on right glove and enjoy  
>> your
>> smoke.
>> Return indoors, remove all gear and warm up.
>> Total time: About 35 minutes... not exactly a "quick" smoke.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Sent from my Dick Tracy wristphone
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Joe Campbell" <philosopher.joe at gmail.com>
>> To: "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com>
>> Cc: "Moscow Vision 2020" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>> Sent: Sunday, July 26, 2009 6:44 PM
>> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] "Please do not continue to confuse people
>> withfacts."
>>
>>
>>> Canada has similar laws and a smoker friend of mine who lives in
>>> Calgary has gone outside to smoke when it was 30 below.
>>>
>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>>
>>> On Jul 26, 2009, at 7:00 PM, "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com>  
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ted -
>>>>
>>>> If I were a smoker, the twenty-foot jaunt outside of John's Alley  
>>>> or
>>>> Mingle's or The Plant would not be so disconcerting during the  
>>>> summer
>>>> months.
>>>>
>>>> However, my attitude would take on a whole new slant during the
>>>> months of
>>>> December, January, February, and March.
>>>>
>>>> Ya see what I'm sayin'?
>>>>
>>>> Tom Hansen
>>>> Moscow, Idaho
>>>>
>>>> "The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to
>>>> change
>>>> and the Realist adjusts his sails."
>>>>
>>>> - Unknown
>>>>
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