[Vision2020] Groundbreaking For New Tavern

[Wayne Price]

ANYONE willing to take a bet that they would sell themselves water  
from Moscow?








On Jul 23, 2009, at 12:07 PM, Steven Basoa wrote:

> Well, it could happen...
>
> GROUNDBREAKING FOR NEW TAVERN
> UPRS News
> Moscow, Idaho
> Sept. 12, 2009
>
> Groundbreaking for a new 10,000 square foot tavern, "The Councilman's
> Hideaway", took place today on the site of Butch Oil in Whitman
> County, just over the Idaho border.  Among those attending were four
> Moscow city councilmen, all of whom are among the new owners.  "We
> felt bad for the people of Moscow and Pullman.  They don't have any
> place to drink a beer and smoke a cigarette.  Now they will." said
> councilman Slick Willie Lambertson as he lit up a six foot long cigar
> with a fifty dollar bill.  "We are gonna be rich."  Councilmen Wally
> 'Big' Horse and Dwayne Couch agreed, chanting and dancing "we gonna
> be rich, we gonna be rich".  Councilman Ian Rebbew just shrugged as
> if to say "What can I do?  It was a rare opportunity that just fell
> into our laps."  Co-owner Stevie Ray Butch just stood there grinning,
> dollar signs flashing through his head.
>
> Tobacco smoking will be allowed in all parts of the tavern except the
> bathrooms.  Smoking in taverns is illegal in both Pullman, Washington
> and Moscow.  The Councilman's Hideaway anticipates being open 20
> hours a day and will offer a large selection of cigarettes in 52
> vending machines.  All employees, working for minimum wage with no
> health-care, will be required to be smokers and sign papers releasing
> the owners from any damages due to second hand smoke.  "What do they
> know?  They're just students" one of the new owners was overheard
> saying.
>
> Council members Danny 'Car' Stallion and Tom 'Cat' Lemur were
> unavailable for comment although an unidentified source at IECP,
> where councilman Lemur works, stated that IECP got the contract to
> paint a "green themed mural" on one side of the tavern.  Moscow Mayor
> Nanny 'Dick' Cheney was seen trying to scale a fence in order to join
> the party.  The tavern is scheduled to open on November 31st to
> coincide with the opening of the new eight lane freeway between
> Moscow and Pullman.
>
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