[Vision2020] [Updated and Corrected] Is Our City Council 'Pulling a Palin' on Downtown Parking

[Tom Hansen]

g mumbled:

"A senator from Idaho who does not support legislation favored by the
homosexual community pleads guilty to a misdemeanor, disorderly conduct,
and is consequently fair game for critism."

Oh, I see.  We're talking about . . .

Senator "Lusty Larry" Craig the Hypocrite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5hmuqRdJFw

Sing along, g.

"Tap Three Times"
By Doug Clark

Toilet trollin’ Senator Craig.
Standing so tall outside my bathroom stall at the airport.
Through the crack I see you peeking.
I know what you’re really seeking.
You tap a code from the next door commode.
Playin’ footsie.

It’s Lusty Larry!
Tap three times with your loafer if you want me.
Mmmm. Twice on the tank – if the answer is no.
Tidy bowl man!

(Tap. Tap. Tap.)
Means you’ll meet me in the stall-way.
Twice on the tank means you just gotta go.

Being busted inside a john.
It’s not a thing that a right-wing Republican should do.
All your talk of family values.
Flushed away in scandalous loo news.
And all your denials are stinking like piles of political poo.
(What a wide stance.)

Tap three times with your loafer if you want me.
Twice on the tank – if the answer is no. No?
Dirty Larry!
(Tap. Tap. Tap.)
He’s unbuckling his beltway.
White and far right means you’re from Idaho.

Crapitol Hill is buzzin.
About Larry’s lavatorial lovin.
It seems so wrong wanting sex in a john.
(Hey, rent a motel.)
Tap three times with your loafer if you want me.
Twice on the tank – if the answer is no.
(Tap. Tap. Tap.)
Means you’ll meet me in the stall-way.
You’re in the tank, better say adios.

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Seeya at Farmers' Market, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown