[Vision2020] Papal Forgiveness

[Chasuk]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28663430/

This just in:

"Confessions of . . . sins . . . such as genocide or mass murder . . .
[are] handled at the local level by priests and their bishops"

However for the REALLY heinous sins, only the pope can grant absolution.

Which sins are this grave, you wonder?

Well, for example, only the pope can absolve those "who receive
Communion and then remove the host from their mouths and spit it out
or otherwise desecrate it," this article reports.

So spitting out a wafer is worse than genocide?

*Chas's head explodes*