[Vision2020] You Know You're A Conservative When . . .

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Tue Dec 29 15:49:14 PST 2009


Courtesy of Air America at:

http://airamerica.com/really/12-28-2009/how-tell-if-youre-conservative/

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You Know You're A Conservative When...
How To Tell If You're A Conservative

By Ken Kupchik

Since almost no one is willing to identify with the GOP these days, it can
be difficult to diagnose conservatism. Here are some tips to help
determine if you are a conservative:

10) You refused to share your toys in kindergarten, saying it would put
you on a dangerous path to socialism.

9) You get angry when there are choices for languages on an automated call
because you still don't have a good grasp on English.

8) You hate those "elite Hollywood liberals" but refuse to cancel your
Netflix account.

7) You go to tea bagger rallies because you have no job thanks to the
recession that "started under Obama."

6) You watch Fox News, but unlike most people actually take it seriously.

5) You become absolutely livid about imaginary tax increases.

4) You are against wasteful programs like Medicare, but also against
cutting waste from programs like Medicare.

3) You criticize Michael Moore for his weight, without being able to
refute a single claim that he makes in his documentaries.

2) You can enter any collective noun into the following sentence "The
______ are screwing everything up" except for the correct ones.

1) You find yourself saying "no" even to things that you actually want,
like ice cream, and health care.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom "A Card-Carrying, Tree-Hugging, Peace-Mongering Liberal" Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

“The media are only as liberal as the conservative businesses that own them”

- Unknown




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