[Vision2020] "Hostesses" Used to Lure High School Football Recruits

[Tom Hansen]

Kenneth -

I'll have you know that I was on the Chatsworth High School football
roster for two consecutive seasons.  I would have been on it for three
years, but I became injured (hemmrhoids from sitting on the bench).

Other than that, the closest I got to "recognition" was my Baked Alaska,
the final exam in Boys' Foods (elective class in my senior year), which
closely resembled melted ice cream and cookie.

Deep inside, though, I strongly suspected that Barbara Eden, Barbara
Feldon, and Diana Rigg each had private fantasies of hooking up with a
2.01-GPA graduate from Chatsworth High School with hemmrhoids.

Ah, well . . .

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

> On Tuesday 29 December 2009 10:46:44 nickgier at roadrunner.com wrote:
>> December 29, 2009 Inside Higher Education:
>> "... it has become clear that colleges and universities are still to
>> some degree sanctioning the use of pretty young women, often called
>> “hostesses,” to attract top players."
>
> Hostesses, huh? Snoballs, no doubt, and probably some Twinkies and
> Ding-Dongs, too. In this holiday season, let's not forget the Ho-Hos.
>
> Here's wishing you peace, whether or not you're being recruited.
>
>
> Ken
>
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