[Vision2020] Fw: Divorce agreement

[lfalen]

Chas
Not a bad response
Roger
P.S. I will get back to later with a response to your list of successful socialist countries.
-----Original message-----
From: Chasuk chasuk at gmail.com
Date: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:16:12 -0700
To: lfalen lfalen at turbonet.com
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: Divorce agreement

> > We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them..  You are welcome
> > to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
> 
> Pretty good, so far.
> 
> > We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and
> > Hollywood .
> 
> Thank you!
> 
> > We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values..  You are  welcome to Islam,
> > Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain.
> 
> Once the humanism is removed from Christianity, it is largely
> indistinguishable from Islam, so thank you.
> 
> > We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.  You can  take
> > every Subaru station wagon you can find.
> 
> I adore Subaru station wagons.
> 
> > We'll
> > keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.  I'm sure
> > you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World to Sing,
> > Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
> 
> You don't know how much I love you for that.
> 
> > Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
> > name and our flag.
> 
> I'm thrilled to give you the flag, but our history is really not
> something that can be transferred, so we'll have to continue sharing
> it.
> 
> The items that I didn't mention will have to be negotiated.
>