[Vision2020] Stupid mouse

[bear at moscow.com]

Carl,

Have you got a shot gun?
or
Based on some of the posts the last few weeks, you should try to capture it alive and 
waterboard the little bugger.  It will truthfully tell you what ever it is that you want
to know 
such as when the next "strike" will be on your place, who it's furry little
co-conspiritors are and 
where you can find them, what religion it is.
You may also discover that they are working on long term WMD's ( Weapons of Mouse 
Destruction) *S*


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> I'm on my way to the store....that's quite a list.  This is gonna be one
ex> pensive mouse.  
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> From: jampot at roadrunner.com
> To: idahovandal1 at live.com; vision2020 at moscow.com
> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Stupid mouse
> Date: Sun, 26 Apr 2009 13:48:54 -0700
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> Jerry (of Tom & Jerry fame) seemed to enjoy sandwiches 
> in the Dagwood style as well as various sausages while Pixie & Dixie were 
> traditional cheese lovers. Speedy Gonzales was naturally into tradition
Mex> ican 
> cuisine, Tuffy (AKA Nibbles, one of Jerry's pals) was wild 
> about grapes if I recall correctly, Mickey liked picnic fare and Mighty 
> Mouse purportedly gobbled Malt-O-Meal like there was no tomorrow. Hope
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>   ----- Original Message ----- 
>   From: 
>   Carl 
>   Westberg 
>   To: vision2020 at moscow.com 
>   Sent: Sunday, April 26, 2009 1:17 
> PM
>   Subject: [Vision2020] Stupid mouse
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> So my 2 cats woke me up at 2:00 this morning chasing a mouse 
>   that somehow found its way into my apartment.  One of the not too
bright>  
>   guys even caught it about 4 times in his mouth, only to let it go.  I 
>   guess it is catch and release with him.  I reluctantly bought a couple
of>  
>   mousetraps this morning, and I tried peanut butter as the bait, per
t> he 
>   suggestion from the makers of the trap.  Does anyone have experience
with>  
>   a better bait which will help send our guest into mouse heaven?  Carl 
>   Westberg Jr.
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