[Vision2020] Reply to Why Men are Never Depressed

[bear at moscow.com]

For what it's worth........

Evidently, Male bashing is ok........Could you imagine the hue and cries if this same list
bashed Gay? Black? Native Americans? Asians? Transgenders? or the minority du jure?




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> This is funny, and some of it is true, HOWEVER;
> 
> > 1.  Fox Sports Network and ESPN Sports are the only two tv channel presets
> > they need.  -->  I hate sports, especially if it is televised.
> 
> > 2.  They never have urinary tract problems--beer doesn't have to stop and
> > change color.  --> We get inflamed prostates instead.
> 
> > 3.  They associate belching and farting with other bodily functions such as
> > breathing, and figure they are equally appropriate anywhere.  -->  Gross!
> 
> > 4.  Mundane everyday chores are "women's work" so they have lots of free
> > hours to post drivil on the Viz.  --> I confess culpability, although not because it
is
"women's work."  Tidiness is just more important to my wife than it is to me.
> 
> > Your last name stays put.  ..>  True, but I don't consider this a bonus, and changing
your name isn't mandatory, unless your husband has an exceptionally fragile ego.
> 
> > The garage is all yours. --> I've never had a garage, and, if I did, 90% of the junk
would be my wife's.
> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.  The wife and I planned our wedding equally.
> > Chocolate is just another snack.  --> Chocolate doesn't stick to your butt any more
than
it sticks to my gut.
> > You can be President.  --> Too true.
> > You can never be pregnant. --> Too true.
> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. --> See the mention of my gut, above.
> > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.  --> See mention of my gut, above.
> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.  --. No, they don't.
> > The world is your urinal.  --> Thank goodness!
> > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky. --> Neither do you.
> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.  --> Yes, I do.
>  > Same work, more pay. Too true.
> > Wrinkles add character.  --> Too true.
> > Wedding dress $5000.  -->  Wedding sress: $190 including shipping, ordered from China
off eBay.  There are no garments worth $5000, regardless of the occasion.  My car didn't
cost as much as that.
> > Tux rental-$100.  -->  Too true.
>  > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.  --> Too true.
>  > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.  -->  They do if
> I have deliberately selected stupid shoes.
> > One mood all the time.  --> I have as many moods as I have socks, and I have a lot of
socks.
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat  --> I spend many, many more hours on
the phone than my wife.
> > You know stuff about tanks.  --> I find tanks less interesting than sports.
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.  --> Both of my daughters can travel
for
a month on a single backpack,. and my wife has finally learned that one suitcase in enough
for a holiday of virtually any duration.
> > You can open all your own jars.  --> Too true.
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.  -->  Too true.
> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.  --> And they
can
still be yours, if they were truly your friend in the first place.
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.  -->  Too true.
> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.  --> As it is for anyone.
> > You almost never have strap problems in public. --. Too true.
> > You are unable to  see wrinkles in your clothes.  --.  Yes, I can.
> > Everything on your face stays its original color.  --> No, it doesn't.
> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.  --> Long hair is always in style.
> > You only have to shave your face and neck.  --> This is also true for women who don't
worry about fulfilling the fetishes of men.
> > You can play with toys all your life.  --> Too true.
> > One wallet and one pair of shoes -->  Also true for women, if they want.
> > one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.  -->  Too
true.
> > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. .  --> Nail parlor nails are generally
gross.
> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.  --> Too true.
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.  --.  Too
true.
> 
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