[Vision2020] U of I presidency

[bear at moscow.com]

Tom,
Expect to be reject by the University of Idaho as you are a veteran!


> Mr. Hayes - 
> I realize that my compensation demand of nine or ten dollars an hour may 
> be absurd.  But Idaho is a "Right to Work/Fire/Quit" state.  As such I 
> must reach for the stars.  My compensation demands might conceivably place 
> a heavy fiscal burden on the Board of Trustees.  However, be advised that 
> my demands are negotiable.
> Should my salary demands be diminished by negotiation, I feel it only 
> right to seek living quarters as compensation for my diminished salaary.
> I hear that Tri-state has a whole new inventory of Coleman split-room 
> tents.  We can discuss kitchen facilities later.  I am currently undecided 
> between white gas, propane, and Hibachi.
 
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
> 
> 
> 
>  
> > Given the date today is April 1st, and that yesterday, yet another 
> > candidate for the presidency of the University of Idaho has withdrawn, 
> > I would offer my services so the the Idaho State Board of Education 
> > might attend to other pressing matters (such as funding state supported 
> > education). Here are my conditions:
> > *I would not work as cheaply as another candidate, Mr. Tom Hansen. His 
> > offer to perform the job for nine or ten dollars is absurdly low.
> > *I require compensation equal to my current salary at the state of 
> > Washington as a director.
> > *I would require a new bicycle each year of my tenure (It does not need 
> > to be a carbon frame job, I prefer good old fashioned steel).
> > *I require two six packs of Fat Tire Ale per week (more TBD if I have 
> > to host visiting dignitaries).
> > Finally, I would like to drive the "Vandal Trolley" from place to place 
> > whenever the weather inhibits/prohibits bicycle travel.
> > 
> > Sincerely,
> > 
> > Roger Hayes
> > Moscow
> > 
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> Join us at The First Annual Intolerista Wingding, April 17th, featuring 
> Roy Zimmerman and Jeanne McHale.  For details go to . . .
> 
> http://www.MoscowCares.com/Wingding
> 
> Seeya
> there.
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