[Vision2020] U of I presidency

[Tom Hansen]

Mr. Hayes -

I realize that my compensation demand of nine or ten dollars an hour may 
be absurd.  But Idaho is a "Right to Work/Fire/Quit" state.  As such I 
must reach for the stars.  My compensation demands might conceivably place 
a heavy fiscal burden on the Board of Trustees.  However, be advised that 
my demands are negotiable.

Should my salary demands be diminished by negotiation, I feel it only 
right to seek living quarters as compensation for my diminished salaary.

I hear that Tri-state has a whole new inventory of Coleman split-room 
tents.  We can discuss kitchen facilities later.  I am currently undecided 
between white gas, propane, and Hibachi.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho



 
> Given the date today is April 1st, and that yesterday, yet another 
> candidate for the presidency of the University of Idaho has withdrawn, 
> I would offer my services so the the Idaho State Board of Education 
> might attend to other pressing matters (such as funding state supported 
> education). Here are my conditions:
> *I would not work as cheaply as another candidate, Mr. Tom Hansen. His 
> offer to perform the job for nine or ten dollars is absurdly low.
> *I require compensation equal to my current salary at the state of 
> Washington as a director.
> *I would require a new bicycle each year of my tenure (It does not need 
> to be a carbon frame job, I prefer good old fashioned steel).
> *I require two six packs of Fat Tire Ale per week (more TBD if I have 
> to host visiting dignitaries).
> Finally, I would like to drive the "Vandal Trolley" from place to place 
> whenever the weather inhibits/prohibits bicycle travel.
> 
> Sincerely,
> 
> Roger Hayes
> Moscow
> 
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