[Vision2020] top 10 reasons not to vote for obama

[J Ford]

Top 10 Reasons Not to Vote for Obama As requested by one of our readers who felt we were being too hard on Hillary, we present the...
Top 10 reasons not to vote for Barack Obama:
1. You believe the propaganda from Fox News, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton that a vote for Obama is a vote for mandatory pink school uniforms and lollipops for everyone.
2. You believe Obama is color blind and couldn't find the red phone at 3 am.
3. You're a white supremacist and Obama would clash with your ensemble.
4. Deep down, you just can't stand honest people.
5. Ever since you dreamed you were shrunken by a mad scientist who resembled Gregory Peck, you've had a phobia against tall, attractive people.
6. You're a real American patriot who would never vote for anyone named Barack Obama. Instead you feel more comfortable voting for a politician who has a long history of corruption, who is rumored to secretly be a lizard, and who's husband was accused of murdering cabinet members and stealing food off customer's trays at McDonalds.
7. After 8 years of George W. Bush, you can't bring yourself to be optimistic about fixing the country and instead are secretly counting the days until Jesus comes back.
8. Your dog told you Obama is a space alien with a secret plan to nominate a cat as his vice-president.
9. You feel Obama's health plan takes it too easy on sick, poor people and instead support Hillary's plan to garnish the wages of 47 million poverty-stricken Americans who are struggling just to pay their bills and avoid becoming homeless. In fact, you're willing to personally volunteer to go down and kick those damn carpet-bagging senior citizens out of the hospital.
10. You know the Republicans are going to fix the November election again and you want to be able to brag to your friends you were one of the 4 people who actually voted for the "winner".
 
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