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Top 10 Reasons Not to Vote for Obama <BR>As requested by one of our readers who felt we were being too hard on Hillary, we present the...<BR>
Top 10 reasons not to vote for Barack Obama:<BR>
1. You believe the propaganda from Fox News, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton that a vote for Obama is a vote for mandatory pink school uniforms and lollipops for everyone.<BR>
2. You believe Obama is color blind and couldn't find the red phone at 3 am.<BR>
3. You're a white supremacist and Obama would clash with your ensemble.<BR>
4. Deep down, you just can't stand honest people.<BR>
5. Ever since you dreamed you were shrunken by a mad scientist who resembled Gregory Peck, you've had a phobia against tall, attractive people.<BR>
6. You're a real American patriot who would never vote for anyone named Barack Obama. Instead you feel more comfortable voting for a politician who has a long history of corruption, who is rumored to secretly be a lizard, and who's husband was accused of murdering cabinet members and stealing food off customer's trays at McDonalds.<BR>
7. After 8 years of George W. Bush, you can't bring yourself to be optimistic about fixing the country and instead are secretly counting the days until Jesus comes back.<BR>
8. Your dog told you Obama is a space alien with a secret plan to nominate a cat as his vice-president.<BR>
9. You feel Obama's health plan takes it too easy on sick, poor people and instead support Hillary's plan to garnish the wages of 47 million poverty-stricken Americans who are struggling just to pay their bills and avoid becoming homeless. In fact, you're willing to personally volunteer to go down and kick those damn carpet-bagging senior citizens out of the hospital.<BR>
10. You know the Republicans are going to fix the November election again and you want to be able to brag to your friends you were one of the 4 people who actually voted for the "winner".<BR>
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