[Vision2020] Jesus H. Christ

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Tue Oct 14 15:24:47 PDT 2008


And then . . .

To be more contemporary, I introduce to you fine people of the Viz . . .

"Jesus H. Christ and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse"
http://www.jesushchristrocks.com/

Starring . . .

"Liz the Hot Receptionist"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LckuHfWwGg

Sing along, Visionaires . . .

Her father died and left her almost nothing in his will
She had a schizophrenic roommate and a place on Murray Hill
She wanted a career that didn’t take a lot of skill
Her roommate had an IUD and she was on the pill.

She was young
She was cute
She took the bus
She wore a suit
She bought sudokos 
for her commute

What’s upstairs? There’s not a lot
(But it doesn’t mean she isn’t hot.)
That’s all she is.
She’s Liz The Hot Receptionist

Married guys at work were always looking down her shirt
They would hang around her desk on their way to take a squirt
She wouldn’t get involved- she was afraid of getting hurt
But cocktails were expensive so she knew she had to flirt

She passed the time.  She paid the rent
She learned to be subservient
Her skin got dry from the heating vent.

What’s upstairs? There’s not a lot.
(But it doesn’t mean she isn’t hot.)
That’s all she is.
She’s Liz:
The Hot Receptionist

Harris gave her Tic Tacs
Martin gave her Diet Coke
Watzman bought her cookies
Porter gave her dope
She never got promoted
Always wondered why
Her desk was by the printer: easy to stop by.

Liz! Liz! Liz!

She met a guy in real estate
He put her name on his license plate
They make their home in the Garden State

What’s upstairs?
There’s not a lot
(But it doesn’t mean she isn’t hot)
That’s all she is.
She’s Liz The Hot Receptionist
Hunh!

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Jesus H. Christ rocks!

Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho



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