[Vision2020] Wow! America is Cool (Garrison Keillor)

[Tom Hansen]

Wow! America is cool
We are being admired by Swedes! We don't have to pretend we're Canadians. 
We elected Barack Obama!
By Garrison Keillor
 
Be happy, dear hearts, and allow yourselves a few more weeks of quiet 
exultation. It isn't gloating, it's satisfaction at a job well done. He 
was a superb candidate, serious, professorial but with a flashing grin and 
a buoyancy that comes from working out in the gym every morning. He spoke 
in a genuine voice, not senatorial at all. He relished campaigning. He 
accepted adulation gracefully. He brandished his sword against his 
opponents without mocking or belittling them. He was elegant, unaffected, 
utterly American, and now (Wow) suddenly America is cool. Chicago is cool. 
Chicago!!!

We threw the dice and we won the jackpot and elected a black guy with a 
Harvard degree, the middle name Hussein and a sense of humor -- he 
said, "I've got relatives who look like Bernie Mac, and I've got relatives 
who look like Margaret Thatcher." The French junior minister for human 
rights said, "On this morning, we all want to be American so we can take a 
bite of this dream unfolding before our eyes." When was the last time you 
heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite 
of something of ours? Ponder that for a moment.

The world expects us to elect pompous yahoos and instead we have us a 47-
year-old prince from the prairie who cheerfully ran the race, and when his 
opponents threw sand at him, he just smiled back. He'll be the first 
president in history to look really good making a jump shot. He loves his 
classy wife and his sweet little daughters. He looks good in the kitchen. 
He can cook Indian or Chinese but for his girls he will do mac and cheese. 
At the same time, he knows pop music, American lit and constitutional law. 
I just can't imagine anybody cooler. Look at a photo of the latest pooh-
bah conference -- the hausfrau Merkel, the big glum Scotsman, that 
goofball Berlusconi, Putin with his B-movie bad-boy scowl, and Sarkozy, 
who looks like a district manager for Avis -- you put Barack in that bunch 
and he will shine.

It feels good to be cool and all of us can share in that, even sour old 
right-wingers and embittered blottoheads. Next time you fly to Heathrow 
and hand your passport to the man with the badge, he's going to 
see "United States of America" and look up and grin. Even if you worship 
in the church of Fox, everyone you meet overseas is going to ask you about 
Obama and you may as well say you voted for him because, my friends, he is 
your line of credit over there. No need anymore to try to look Canadian.

And the coolest thing about him is the fact that back in the early '90s, 
given a book contract after the hoo-ha about his becoming the First Black 
Editor of the Harvard Law Review (FBEHLR), instead of writing the basic 
exploitation book he could've written, he put his head down and worked 
hard for a few years and wrote a good book, an honest one, which, since 
his rise in politics, has earned the Obamas enough to buy a very nice 
house and put money in the bank. A successful American entrepreneur.
The last American president to write a book all by his lonesome self, I 
believe, was Theodore Roosevelt, who, on graduation from Harvard, 
wrote "The Naval War of 1812," and in my humble opinion, Obama's is the 
better book for the general reader, but you be the judge.

Our hero who galloped to victory has inherited a gigantic mess. The 
country is sunk in debt. The Treasury announced it must borrow $550 
billion to get the government through the fourth quarter, more than the 
entire deficit for 2008, so he will have to raise taxes and not only on 
bankers and lumber barons. His promise never to raise the retirement age 
is not a good idea. Whatever he promised the Iowa farmers about 
subsidizing ethanol is best forgotten at this point. We may not be getting 
our National Health Service cards anytime soon. And so on and so on.
 
So enjoy the afterglow of the election a while longer. We all walk taller 
this fall. People in Copenhagen and Stockholm are sending congratulatory e-
mails -- imagine! We are being admired by Danes and Swedes! And Chicago 
becomes the First City. Step aside, San Francisco. Shut up, New York. The 
Midwest is cool now. The mind reels. Have a good day.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college 
students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)


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