[Vision2020] Bush Making Laws Faster Than Obama Can Promise to Rescind Them

[Tom Hansen]

>From 23/6 at:

http://tinyurl.com/6la7he

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President Bush is making laws faster than President-elect Obama can 
promise to rescind them. 

President Bush is pushing through a ruling that will make it more 
difficult for women to get contraceptives. The loosening of restrictions 
makes it easier for health care workers to conscientiously object to 
filling birth control prescriptions and the like. The ruling also enjoys 
the support of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, which 
pretty much says it all. 

Aides to President-elect Obama said he would try to rescind the ruling 
once he takes office, but that the process that could take three to six 
months. President Bush is also sticking his pals in cush civil service 
jobs, and looking at giving himself a pardon. 

What other last minute Bush laws is Obama going to have to undo?

The "Dick Cheney Cannot Be Prosecuted" Law
This extends Vice President Cheney's immunity all the way through Jan 20, 
2010. The extension gives him one year from Obama's inauguration to wrap 
up any war crimes that are still left in his system. 

The "Roe-troactive Abortion" Ruling
This law prohibits all abortions, retroactively, even if you've never had 
one. If you've ever or never had an abortion, you will be prosecuted. 

The "9/11 Hijacker Dual Citizenship" Law
This law confers posthumous Iraqi citizenship on all the 9/11 hijackers, 
thus making the reasoning behind the Iraq War about 50% more plausible. 

The "Blackwaturburton" Law
This law deregulates the mercenary industry, allowing Halliburton and 
Blackwater to merge into one special ops superarmy, Blackwaturburton, 
which will be able to interfere with elections right here in America, 
instead of always going overseas. 

The "We're Actually Making Terrorists Stronger" Law
This law looks at various enhanced interrogation techniques employed at 
Gitmo and rules that if it didn't kill you, it made you stronger. 

The "Well, Maybe You Were Weak to Begin With" Law
A corollary to The We're Actually Making Terrorists Stronger Law, this law 
states that anyone who did die during enhanced interrogation was weak and 
probably going to get diabetes or something anyway. 

The "This Never Happened" Law
This law states that not only did Al Gore win the 2000 election, but he 
also beat Jeb Bush in 2004. So when you look at it that way, the last 
eight years never happened, so get off George's back. 

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college 
students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)


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