[Vision2020] Comedy Break (adult humor, no profanity)

[Tom Hansen]

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around 
in Mexico .. 

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking 
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the 
smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' 

The waiter replied, ''Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are calle 
d Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A 
delicacy!''

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' 

The waiter replied, ''I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per 
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early 
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'' 

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening 
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few 
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ''These 
are delicious, but they are much, much smaller t han the ones I saw you 
serve yesterday.'' 

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Senor. Sometimes the bull 
wins."

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"People who ridicule others while hiding behind anonymous monikers in chat-
room forums are neither brave nor clever." 

- Latah County Sheriff Wayne Rausch (August 21,
2007)

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